Deathmarch of the Rotswallows

Life as a mini-boss in a low-level dungeon can be brutal.

You never know when murder-hobo adventurers will take everything you hold near and dear; but for one amazonian monster MILF, this bloody, violent life is the only one she’s ever known. Can Cookie and her family escape from the service of bloodthirsty fiends, megalomaniacal warlords, and powerful chaotic-evil gods to break the finely-tuned system of oppression that profits from their endless cycle of murder and misery, or will the endless march of death and destruction continue to consume them all?

In this high-fantasy, dark-humor, parody of RPG novels, you can expect to find epic battles, dramatic romance, and hilarious/sad social commentary, written by a POC.

Read the Book!

Believe it or not, you can read the novel as I write it! The latest chapters are published bi-weekly to monthly.

Listen to the book!

Don’t have time to read (or just don’t like reading)? You’re in luck! I’ve recorded the first five chapters in two different formats.

On Spotify, you can listen to the Audio Book (that uses just my voice), or you can hear a fully voice acted version of the book as an Audio Drama!

Listen Now!

You can listen to a sample from the Audio Book book below! It’s a 30 second clip from a 15 min chapter. What are you waiting for?!